Add these to the list of ever-growing colloquialisms

http://travelated.com/10-phrases-you-wont-learn-in-spanish-class

Also, I hope I don't have a parasite, and I hope that yogurt solves all my problems.

Another thing: A gecko dropped down from the cieling when I was in the bathroom earlier.

Tomorrow I'm going to the beach on a romantic getaway with Yennifer.

Okay as for the previous spelling error that was on here, I wrote it right before I left in a huge hurry for the bus stop. I'm not that dumb!